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If you could be any one of the sloths in your picture, which one would it be?

What is the moon really made out of?

If the moon was made out of cheese, do you think it would be edible? Or does moon cheese never go bad?

If djt offered you a taco in his van, would you take the right path of politely turning it down or would you say yes and learn the hard way never to take anything from djt?

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race? 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? 

How long is a piece of string? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? 

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 

Why is a boxing ring square?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? 

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If you could be any one of the sloths in your picture, which one would it be?

What is the moon really made out of?

If the moon was made out of cheese, do you think it would be edible? Or does moon cheese never go bad?

If djt offered you a taco in his van, would you take the right path of politely turning it down or would you say yes and learn the hard way never to take anything from djt?

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race? 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? 

How long is a piece of string? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? 

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 

Why is a boxing ring square?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? 

- They are monkeys however the driver so i can drive into a river :D

- Cheese, watch Wallace and Gromit

- Watch Wallace and Gromit ;) (its most likely off)

- Learn the hard way, can't say no to a taco

- Because they are jealous of all our cows

- Have a conversation with yourself about that one

- No it's called Jeff

- How do you know when your full on ink?

- As long as a piece of string

- Why isn't there cat flavored dog food?

- Because they are scared of fire

- If humans had signs that said speak would we need to talk?

- Neither you created a time paradox

- Zombies......... Duh

- Because all boxers are scared of circles

- It died

- Because it is actually made out of Number 2 if you know what i mean

- So your hand can have something nice to smell while it cleans you

- Why not?

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