Cyotie911 Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 My penis is to big and rubs between my knee and pant leg when I walk!!! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I caught my friend's cold and it constantly feels like there's phlegm in my throat =_= 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3north Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 I caught my friend's cold and it constantly feels like there's phlegm in my throat =_= oh hey we can be sick together 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauris Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can I be angry that if posted what I really felt in this thread I'd be fucking permabanned? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3north Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Can I be angry that if posted what I really felt in this thread I'd be fucking permabanned? get some black bars (or lennyface) on the parts you want hidden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvf Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I ENJOY PRONOUNCING THE WORD TWAT VERY LOUDLY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvf Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 FUCK I GOT HERE LATE ;-; NOW YOU MADE ME CRY HUG ME 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnyus Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 BITCH, YOU AREN'T ANGRY. >:o 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XkinOEC Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 I FUCKING GOT A SPEEDING TICKET TODAY FOR TRYING TO PASS A SEMI TO GET IN THE RIGHT LANE TO ENTER THE HIGHWAY BUT WAS CUT OFF. FORCED TO GO TO THE NEXT STREET AND AN OFFICER DRIVING A COMPLETELY UNMARKED FORD F150 PULLED ME OVER AND WROTE ME A TICKET FOR FUCKING $120. HE DID HOWEVER ALLOW ME THE OPTION TO PAY $160 TO COMPLETELY ERRADICATE THIS TICKET FROM MY EXISTANCE... BUT I HAVE TO ATTEND A FUCKING NIGHT-TIME DRIVING SAFETY CLASS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobylane Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I FUCKING GOT A SPEEDING TICKET TODAY FOR TRYING TO PASS A SEMI TO GET IN THE RIGHT LANE TO ENTER THE HIGHWAY BUT WAS CUT OFF. FORCED TO GO TO THE NEXT STREET AND AN OFFICER DRIVING A COMPLETELY UNMARKED FORD F150 PULLED ME OVER AND WROTE ME A TICKET FOR FUCKING $120. HE DID HOWEVER ALLOW ME THE OPTION TO PAY $160 TO COMPLETELY ERRADICATE THIS TICKET FROM MY EXISTANCE... BUT I HAVE TO ATTEND A FUCKING NIGHT-TIME DRIVING SAFETY CLASS. Boy, the people you'll meet on those courses make me mad. One woman, after hearing how far you travel before you realise you need to brake, thought she could have brought the car to a stop in that distance/time. You just wish that the Darwin award coming up does not involve another living creature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Difficult1 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 IS THIS FUCKING TEXT BIG ENOUGH YOU UNGREATFUL TWATS i still lub u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 IS THIS FUCKING TEXT BIG ENOUGH YOU UNGREATFUL TWATS no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnyus Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 All of Difficult1's typos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Difficult1 Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) All of Difficult1's typos. EXPECTATIONS OF PERFECT GRAMMAR IN A GAME MADE FOR 7-10 year olds! Edited March 17, 2015 by Difficult1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3north Posted March 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 EXPECTATIONS OF PERFECT GRAMMAR IN A GAME MADE FOR 7-10 year olds! you think this is a fucking game 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 you think this is a fucking game .... it's *motherfucking game k? k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jllmprrt Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 TODAY I PLAYED BAGPIPES FOR ALMOST 6 HOURS STRAIGHT I CAN NOT FEEL MY MOUTH AND PEOPLE WILL EXPECT ME TO NOT BE TIRED FUCK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnyus Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 TODAY I PLAYED BAGPIPES FOR ALMOST 6 HOURS STRAIGHT I CAN NOT FEEL MY MOUTH Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jllmprrt Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Is that what the kids are calling it these days? uh no I was in New York city for a st Patrick's day parade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 uh no I was in New York city for a st Patrick's day parade ............................. whoosh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobylane Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 TODAY I PLAYED BAGPIPES FOR ALMOST 6 HOURS STRAIGHT I CAN NOT FEEL MY MOUTH AND PEOPLE WILL EXPECT ME TO NOT BE TIRED FUCK Well you did get some protein. Remember to flex your back out backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridiculous Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Fucking hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jllmprrt Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Well you did get some protein. Remember to flex your back out backwards. thanks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokenChineseGuy Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 TODAY I PLAYED BAGPIPES FOR ALMOST 6 HOURS STRAIGHT I CAN NOT FEEL MY MOUTH AND PEOPLE WILL EXPECT ME TO NOT BE TIRED FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Someone stole my collection of Magic cards :T A few hundred to a couple thousand dollars worth of stuff, just gone. Super bummed out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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