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Are you a member of the Covenant of Eeibble?

 

AMA.

 

Are you a member of the Covenant of Eeibble?

 

AMA.

 

Papa, y u shoot mom?

1) I...I don't know.

2) Why do you dribble?

3) I didn't? It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Cooki Jar.

Taco, remember the picture I put on the subreddit once that u said u loved me? Does it still stand?

...You DO know I was joking?

Nope, he loves me.

Uh....no

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Seeing as how over the course of a few month you've developed a dangerous addiction to bowling, I must ask:

 

  1. Shoe size?
  2. Ball weight?
  3. Left or Right Handed?
  4. Kiddie Rails or just the Gutters?
  5. What colour bowling ball do you usually go for?
  6. Highest score ever?
  7. Lowest score ever?
  8. Bets made?
  9. Bets won?
  10. Bets lost?
  11. Best prize?
  12. What's your favourite strike animation on the score screen?
  13. Best food to eat whilst bowling?
  14. Best beverage to consume whilst bowling? (I know the answer)
  15. Why bowling and not something like croquet?
  16. Or Lacrosse?
  17. Or Rugby?
  18. Or Cricket?
  19. Or Badminton?
  20. Or Archery?
  21. Or Golf?
  22. Or NASCAR?
  23. Or Swimming? (we all wanna see dat bod)
  24. Or Hockey?
  25. Or Boating?
  26. Did you notice anything in particular about those sports?
  27. Do you keep up to date with the latest in bowling news?
  28. If no, would you like to?
  29. Have you now or have you ever been in a bowling related accident?
  30. Whats is your family's stance on your current bowling addiction?
  31. Does it affect them as much as it affects you?
  32. If you were willing would you be open to therapy in order to cope with your bowling addiction?
  33. If no, are you in denial?
  34. If no, are you sure?
  35. If no, please call 1-800-1NO-BOWL.
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Seeing as how over the course of a few month you've developed a dangerous addiction to bowling, I must ask:

 

  1. Shoe size?
  2. Ball weight?
  3. Left or Right Handed?
  4. Kiddie Rails or just the Gutters?
  5. What colour bowling ball do you usually go for?
  6. Highest score ever?
  7. Lowest score ever?
  8. Bets made?
  9. Bets won?
  10. Bets lost?
  11. Best prize?
  12. What's your favourite strike animation on the score screen?
  13. Best food to eat whilst bowling?
  14. Best beverage to consume whilst bowling? (I know the answer)
  15. Why bowling and not something like croquet?
  16. Or Lacrosse?
  17. Or Rugby?
  18. Or Cricket?
  19. Or Badminton?
  20. Or Archery?
  21. Or Golf?
  22. Or NASCAR?
  23. Or Swimming? (we all wanna see dat bod)
  24. Or Hockey?
  25. Or Boating?
  26. Did you notice anything in particular about those sports?
  27. Do you keep up to date with the latest in bowling news?
  28. If no, would you like to?
  29. Have you now or have you ever been in a bowling related accident?
  30. Whats is your family's stance on your current bowling addiction?
  31. Does it affect them as much as it affects you?
  32. If you were willing would you be open to therapy in order to cope with your bowling addiction?
  33. If no, are you in denial?
  34. If no, are you sure?
  35. If no, please call 1-800-1NO-BOWL.

 

 

1) 11.5

2) Typically a 13.  No more 21's. Ever.

3) Right.  Lefties are satan spawn.

4) The gutters, unless the bumpers have flashy lights. I like flashy lights.

5) Blue.  Why did you spell color like that, you're from murica.

6) 282

7) 68

8) More than I'm proud of.

9) Less than I'm proud of.

10) 78

11) I got a cookie once.

12) THE ONE WHERE YOU GET A STRIKE AND THE COWBOY BOWLING BALL COMES ON PULLS OUT HIS LASER GUN AND KNOCKS ALL THE PINS DOWN AND A GORILLA DANCES ON SCREEN. That one is the best.

13) French fries.  They have to be really bad, it adds to the authenticity.

14) Free soft drinks that I get from my punch card.

15) I'm not supposed to go near hammers. Doctor's orders.

16) LULZ LAX-BROZ 4-LYFE

17) Football for dirty british people.

18) I don't like bugs.

19) I play tennis, it's like badmitnton, but for people who aren't complete losers.

20) See question 15, replacing "hammers" with "point objects."

21) I thought we were talking about sports?

22) I already turn left enough on my commute to the bowling alley.

23) My bod blinds people with its glorious light.  I'm not allowed to take off my shirt within 10 meters of another human being.

24) I like my teeth.

25) vroom vroom.  I just like making the sound.  Just like the real thing.

26) They are sports.

27) No

28) No

29) I dropped a 21 pound ball on my foot today and fractured it.  Now I have to wear a purple booty.

30) Shhhh, they don't know.

31) See above.

32) Yes, anything to stop the pain.

33) Yes.

34) Yes, no, uh, I DON'T KNOW.

35) Is it wrong I actually did that?

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On to the more important questions:

1. Favorite Class in TF2?

2. Batman or Robin?

3. Batman or Batman?

4. Who is the buffest moderator who plays on Creative mainly?

5. Do you know the muffinman?

6. If you could have an Italian name, what would it be?

7. Would you ever try ceviche in your taco?

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On to the more important questions:

1. Favorite Class in TF2?

2. Batman or Robin?

3. Batman or Batman?

4. Who is the buffest moderator who plays on Creative mainly?

5. Do you know the muffinman?

6. If you could have an Italian name, what would it be?

7. Would you ever try ceviche in your taco?

 

1. Seriously, I thought you knew me better. Pyro, all day every day.

2. Batman

3. Robin

4. thedonvito17, those biceps man, if I wasn't straight.; (jk, obviously Dumbo)

5. Shut up Lord Farquad. As I'm typing that I realize that his name was supposed to sound like Lord Fuckwad.  TIL.

6. Gioncarlo Esposito Nicolas of Sicily

7. If only I knew what it was.

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What's it like to be younger than me?

 

What's the story behind you becoming a moderator?

 

What's the most incoherent thing I've ever said to you?

 

What's the most incoherent thing you've ever said?

 

1) I think and cry about it daily.

 

2) Some idiots from up-on-high decided for some reason it would be a good idea to give a talking Mexican dish with his head halfway up his ass mod powers, perhaps as a cruel joke. TL;DR: I have no clue.

 

3) For some reason I actually remember this quite clearly. "Tacuh, if I were a lady, how many licks would it take to get to the center of me?"

 

4) askgdlgasgkh;asdghasd;glkas;hgs;aglk;hsg;asdghsdag

 

 

Ceviche (at least the kind I've had, Peru variety I think) consists of slightly undercooked fish chunks mixed with shredded lettuce, cooked corn, and lemon juice.

 

So, now would you try it in your taco?

 

 

Meh, probably not, never been the biggest fan of undercooked meat, or fish.

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