- They are monkeys however the driver so i can drive into a river :D 
- Cheese, watch Wallace and Gromit 
- Watch Wallace and Gromit ;) (its most likely off) 
- Learn the hard way, can't say no to a taco 
- Because they are jealous of all our cows 
- Have a conversation with yourself about that one 
- No it's called Jeff 
- How do you know when your full on ink? 
- As long as a piece of string 
- Why isn't there cat flavored dog food? 
- Because they are scared of fire 
- If humans had signs that said speak would we need to talk? 
- Neither you created a time paradox 
- Zombies......... Duh 
- Because all boxers are scared of circles 
- It died 
- Because it is actually made out of Number 2 if you know what i mean 
- So your hand can have something nice to smell while it cleans you 
- Why not?