johnanderson1997 [Verros]

[johnanderson1997]

So picture this. You join the reddit minecraft server for the first time, You try and decide what to build as your first creative mode project to impress the reddit minecraft community. suddenly an extraordinary idea pops into your head. A GIANT PENIS. A vulgar and explosive project. It was to be the biggest project of your life. After you finish you step back to admire the manliness and size of your giant statue of manhood. BUT THEN.... On your left you hear the footsteps of the most powerfull force in the whole square world. THE ADMIN. I immediately dropped to my knees and began bowing. But the admin was not pleased. I bowed to him quicker and longer. I could see that he was still not happy. He then asked "What is this?"

I replied "Its a penis sir"

he quickly entered into the text box "WHO BUILT IT!?"

I quickly understood he was not happy. I had to somehow find someone else who wasn't me, Who could possibly take responsibility for this.

I cannot recollect the name that I used. But it was an innocent man.   The admin used his god powers to uncover the true creator of this gargantuan scrotum. seconds later I heard lightning crash into my IRL house. And I saw the words on the screen. "YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED- BUILDING A PENIS AND FRAMING"

 

These words have haunted me for the last couple years.

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But in all seriousness, I would really like to join you guys in the server. I can promise that I wont build any more cocks. Thanks for your time.

 

John Anderson

johnanderson1997

[Cyotie911]

Troll appeal. Please re appeal without the condescending tone. Al leaps are to be taken serious or how can we take you serious that you will behave on our servers.