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ToenailEater

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Sup you owls, even though you're not an owl and I have no friends but... close enough I am going to MAKE you play an IQ test. Let's see if you're as dumb as me! You probably can't get dumber then 18!        

 

 

 

  • If Harambe eats 5 children but he only has room for 1 what does he take?
  • A: One child, like for fucking sake.
  • B: He'll take the risk of dying.
  • C: Take the bullet.
  • D: Take nothing because why the fuck not?
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  • If Harambe was still eating the fuck out of that kid what would you do?
  • A: Kill the zookeepers before they kill Harambe
  • B: Don't give a fuck about it.
  • C: Who cares?
  • This is a stupid IQ test

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah we can tell your IQ from this test, fucking 2 question. Time for answers.

 

First questions answer was C

Second questions answer was A

If you got both questions right then your IQ is 200

If you got both wrong your IQ is -10

If you got one right and one wrong you're IQ is 50

If you're Challenger you're... a challenge

If you think this IQ test is stupid you're correct

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

 

The End, that's how stupid I am.

Edited by DoctorOwl
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