2) Typically a 13. No more 21's. Ever.
3) Right. Lefties are satan spawn.
4) The gutters, unless the bumpers have flashy lights. I like flashy lights.
5) Blue. Why did you spell color like that, you're from murica.
8) More than I'm proud of.
9) Less than I'm proud of.
11) I got a cookie once.
12) THE ONE WHERE YOU GET A STRIKE AND THE COWBOY BOWLING BALL COMES ON PULLS OUT HIS LASER GUN AND KNOCKS ALL THE PINS DOWN AND A GORILLA DANCES ON SCREEN. That one is the best.
13) French fries. They have to be really bad, it adds to the authenticity.
14) Free soft drinks that I get from my punch card.
15) I'm not supposed to go near hammers. Doctor's orders.
16) LULZ LAX-BROZ 4-LYFE
17) Football for dirty british people.
18) I don't like bugs.
19) I play tennis, it's like badmitnton, but for people who aren't complete losers.
20) See question 15, replacing "hammers" with "point objects."
21) I thought we were talking about sports?
22) I already turn left enough on my commute to the bowling alley.
23) My bod blinds people with its glorious light. I'm not allowed to take off my shirt within 10 meters of another human being.
24) I like my teeth.
25) vroom vroom. I just like making the sound. Just like the real thing.
26) They are sports.
29) I dropped a 21 pound ball on my foot today and fractured it. Now I have to wear a purple booty.
30) Shhhh, they don't know.
31) See above.
32) Yes, anything to stop the pain.
34) Yes, no, uh, I DON'T KNOW.
35) Is it wrong I actually did that?