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  1. I think that's been in the vanilla game for nearly two years. Attacking towns is impossible to define, and there's too much lighting in some areas.

     

    Small hoards will attack anywhere defined as a village yes, but only 1-5 of them will spawn. I believe ramping spawn rates makes lighting ineffective, such as the zombie event (rev 12?) Also, if rates where increased, they would attack cities or settlements simply because the chunks are loaded.

  2. Sean Connery.

     

    CONTEXT:

     

     

     

    Alex Trebek: [ he moves along ] Burt Reynolds..? Where -- where is Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds' podium just vanished! 

     

    Sean Connery: He was never here, Trebek! 

    Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! 

    Sean Connery: No, he wasn't! 

    Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! But let's just see what you wrote. [ Connery's screen reveals what looks like "101SSSB" ] Wow! That IS a nonsense word! Judges? Yes! Yes, the judges agree! Fantastic work, Mr. Connery! I'm so very happy in this moment. 

    Sean Connery: Well... I thought you could use a friend. 

    Alex Trebek: [ he nods humbly ] Thank you. Thank you, Sean. [ he pats Connery's hand ] 

    Sean Connery: You're welcome. 

    Alex Trebek: ... Let's see what my "friend", Sean, wagered. 

    [ lower half of screen reveals a drawing of Trebek's grave, Connery, and a piece of poop surrounded by flies ] 

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    Alex Trebek: If I'm looking at that correctly, that's you, I take it, defecating on my grave. 

    Sean Connery: It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek! 

    Alex Trebek: Okay, that's it! Show's over, good night! 

    [ Burt Reynolds re-enters, wearing a pair of Hulk hands like boxing gloves and making for Trebek ] 

    Burt Reynolds: Come on! I got some Hulk hands! 

    [ fade ] 

  3. Story name: the legend is born

    Warnings: it will blow your mind

    Length: ask your mum

     

     

     

    Jchance is no ordinary human being. He was not born, for he became.

    Many wonder how the jchance came of this earth, some say it was the use of baby powder to relieve the pain of zanes leaving of one direction. Others say that the french scientists in charge of the LHC dropped a coin into the collider, causing a wormhole to a different dimension.

     

     

    Many theories stem from the enigmatic arrival of Jchance. The idea behind it is too complex for a being of human intelligence. 

     

    I have spent many years trying to figure it out.....

     

    Quit my job...moved to rome...learned latin....was entrusted by a cardinal in the vatican.

     

    I gained access to the library. Found some real shit.

     

    In an ancient scroll i found this.... a jpg....

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    tell_your_mom_i_said_hi_note_cards_pk_of

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  4. Pve Channel

    Actually PVE channel

    Allegedly PVE channel

    Silence (so the real PVE channel)

     

    Ninjas fish orgy /r/nocontext

     

    Actual requests:

    GTA V

    Plug.dj

    Event/event planning

    Private channels 1-3 (for new people to mumble or people who want to co-ordinate

    Undoubtably British

     

    last but not least...

    "players of the game"

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  5. Secondly, I'd like to start up Player-Run-Events. While I have only been a EAdmin for a few days I can already see the work piling up. That's not a bad thing and I love to do it, but I am only one person. One person with ideas and the ability to run events. I want players to be able to hold their own events, and give out their own prizes. Somewhat like Spleef Club, but have it be official and announced on the servers with possible admin assistance. The details for this I am still working on and I can't promise that this will become a reality, but it is one of the things I would like to push for.

     

     

    Would you have people build the event areas on C.nerd.nu or a planning server, and then submit it for approval? Or would it be a system of players submitting an idea to the admins, then getting approval to work on the E server to build?

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  6. Got an eye for medieval ships?

     

    Kingsport needs to fill its bays and to do so we are having a contest.

    Kingsport is located at West Portal

     

    Stop on by and message me for an area to build your ship

     

    Rules are as follow:

    • Ships must be/look medieval 
    • Ships must have a flag of a city or a player made flag (3 blocks of a solid color count)
    • Encouraged to have a full crew of armor stand crewmen
    • Small dingys or placed mine craft boats won't count and will be moved.
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