Well you see, it all started when I was just a little MrWonderbaby18. Socarch27 and the mighty Argothians destroyed my home planet of Wünder, disgustingly spreading our resources commonly throughout their people. My parents, Mr. MrWonderland and Mrs. MrWonderland, knew I was too valuable to be lost in the battle. In their last act of love, they sent me away in a stained clay rocketship, with only my magic hat to protect me. Three PvE revisions pass and I crash into the glorious planet Senicia. After adapting to their cultures and "signology" I became one of them. I fought with them in the Parental Wifi Blockades, where I suffered hourly disconnects and mass afkitis. My fury for the Argothians was shared among the Senician people, for they were also fighting the battle against communism.
So a secret clan made of myself, a creature showing traits of a duck and a crockodile, a strange man with a lust for red-colored dust, and an Argothian spy named Dr. Moo plan to fight the oppression that is mighty Argoth using a traditional game known as "spleefing" and an underground Argoth retaliation unit, known as "Argoth Gold", to take them from the inside.
Look out for anvils.
EDIT: Learn grammar, kids.