My friend, that is a long story. But to shorten it, I shall just simply state that once, all of Humanity had the powers of Eeibble - the First Dribbler. The power allowed utter joy, peace of mind and much more to all humans. The power came from glands known as the Ancient Glands of Eeibble. But, sure enough, thousands of years later humanity began to forget about the glands of Eeibble, and so could not produce the joy liquid - there were shattered family trees that still had knowledge of the Glands and passed down that information, but each time one attempted to tell the public they were accused of being a madman and so were put into an asylum. Now, I am the last one left. There may be others, but they haven't shown themselves. For now, I must carry on this power for Eeibble. For now, I must be Eeibble.