SirTacoface Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 I wanted to start another game. Let's see if this works! The idea for this one is each person must post one sentence and the person commenting after must try to continue the story with their own sentence. EXAMPLE: Commenter 1: "The boy crossed the road." Commenter 2: "He then looked to his right and saw a dancing elephant." Commenter 3: "The elephant then collapsed on the ground." You get the idea. Here I'll start: _____________________________________________ There once was a man named Leeroy who drank coffee excessively. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silversunset01 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 One day his girlfriend switched his regular coffee to decaf as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 He took a sip, pausing as the cup touched his lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electifried Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Then, an important person from someone else's story who must remain unnamed for copyright reasons ran past while being chased by cops, causing Leeroy to spill his coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobylane Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Leeroy was glad the coffee was spilt, for he knew it would give him the runs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 But Leeroy was infuriated, as the coffee costed him quite a bit of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnyus Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 And thus, Leeroy was forced to use his Starbucks© Via Instant Coffee™ using the left over water from his previous cup, unfortunately the grounds had spilled from the filter so his coffee ended up like a bean SlushPuppie®, which he promptly drank furiously ad he stormed his way to the car, wondering what the hell happened to the mess of cops and the mysterious intruder that is from that one movie that everybody has seen but can't talk about it because the company that owns it is very anal about their copyrights being used, so much in fact that while I was writing this sentence, I got a cease and desist in the email, but now I'm breaking the fourth wall so someone should write the next sentence. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Leeroy paused, swiping his gaze around his surroundings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schererererer Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Suddenly, Leeroy was crushed by the force of a falling crate of HeadOn®, applied directly to the forehead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnyus Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Our story now takes us to Leeroy's girlfriend, Jen, Jen Kins was your average, ordinary, nothing-special, mundane, boring, down to earth, simple, plain girl, she liked the color pink, and animals, and make up, she showed no signs of ever changing, until she met her boyfriend, the late Leeroy, a man that would change her life forever, by dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Difficult1 Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) Poor Leeroy's death was quite sad, he sat astonished as he witnessed the quick brown fox [jumping] over the lazy dog. Edited April 24, 2015 by Difficult1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirTacoface Posted April 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Suddenly, Leeroy's lifeless corpse is resuscitated by the ambulance workers who arrived shortly after his death and he quickly sat up with widened eyes, stood up on his two feet, and made a mad dash into the superstore located conveniently to his right and ran in screaming, "Leeroy Jenkins!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electifried Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Up to this point, Jen had been hiding in the superstore, watching everything from a hidden camera, hoping to see a funny reaction as Leeroy realized his coffee was decafe, but seeing Leeroy get crushed by the falling crate of HeadOn® had reduced her to tears, so she never noticed the ambulance workers who arrived shortly after and saved Leeroy's life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokenChineseGuy Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Jen is kill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirTacoface Posted April 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 However, since everyone in the city agreed that Teddy Bears are liars, it was evident that Jen is in fact, NOT kill. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobylane Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 The coffees, including the partial one that he was glad he spilt for some reason, made his bladder fuller than it could cope with so the inevitable happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silversunset01 Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Leeroy tried to make it to the bathroom, but just before he could the man standing at the pharmacy window pulled out a gun and his bladder let loose all over the floor, splashing up against the would-be robber in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electifried Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 The robber was all like "Aint nobody got time fo dat!" and shot Leeroy in the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirTacoface Posted April 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Leeroy then collapsed to the floor and grabbed some conveniently placed fried chicken located directly to his left, and ate it all to regain strength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobylane Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Unfortunately the chicken had some fast acting salmonella, and it did not go well for him getting to the nearest bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittypuppet Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 To his dismay, there were quite a few people in the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Difficult1 Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 only 5 of them where banging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnyus Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 The other twenty were busy filming said banging, Leeroy must've walked into a porn shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobylane Posted April 25, 2015 Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 It was a little too vanilla for him, and he decided to do something about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirTacoface Posted April 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2015 Leeroy dropped his pantaloons and revealed his leopard thong - everyone turned and looked at his glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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