twilexis

when people type CROCKODUCK does he assume people are yelling at him?

If crock had the chance to change either the crock or the duck to another animal, which would he choose to replace and what would he replace it with?

Who is Crock's favourite Australian, and why did he pick me over totemo?

no u

Which came first, the crock or the duck?

Well considering totemo's so many hours in front of the US, he should have pre-emptively had a question/comment ready to go.

Good luck, buddy! We miss you! <3

It's a pity you can't drink it ^_^

Xareck't FTFY

...this is actually terrifying. I hate other's saliva D:

He has my vote!

Evidently my sarcasm didn't come across as intended. Of course it is.

yay I made the friends list! \o/ Now, jllmprrt you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

What is your favourite beer? What is your stance on the Senebury uprising? How many strip clubs would you like to see in Seneca? Why do you want to be mayor? Why should we vote you in for mayor?

I was browsing the TAFENSW website (Australian community college, for our american friends) and I found this glorious gem. All of my wat.

Is this before you became Irish, or were you still scottish then?

I lost my shit here.

Why the fuck are you so toxic?

KITTEH SHIRT!

TOTEMO PLS :(

This. I live in constant fear. Constant. Fear. [REDACTED] I have no opinion one way or another. Wat?

Not nearly as many times as I should have been. tom loves me :p

Is it true that you're too fat for /r/gonewild? What's it like living in a demon chicken's anus? Is Waldoism not for profit? The game. What do you say about the rumors that you only bought your way to the position of Head Priest of Waldoism by demonstrating your wealth by diving into a pit of $pudcoin, a la Scrooge McDuck? Do you like being nerd.nu's answer to /u/Unidan? What is your opinion on [insert relevant controversial topic here]?

I'm now an admin on RRP, but honestly that server is abandoned and needs a lot of maintenance.