Difficult1 Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 (edited) Sean Connery. CONTEXT: Alex Trebek: [ he moves along ] Burt Reynolds..? Where -- where is Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds' podium just vanished! Sean Connery: He was never here, Trebek! Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! Sean Connery: No, he wasn't! Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! But let's just see what you wrote. [ Connery's screen reveals what looks like "101SSSB" ] Wow! That IS a nonsense word! Judges? Yes! Yes, the judges agree! Fantastic work, Mr. Connery! I'm so very happy in this moment. Sean Connery: Well... I thought you could use a friend. Alex Trebek: [ he nods humbly ] Thank you. Thank you, Sean. [ he pats Connery's hand ] Sean Connery: You're welcome. Alex Trebek: ... Let's see what my "friend", Sean, wagered. [ lower half of screen reveals a drawing of Trebek's grave, Connery, and a piece of poop surrounded by flies ] Alex Trebek: If I'm looking at that correctly, that's you, I take it, defecating on my grave. Sean Connery: It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek! Alex Trebek: Okay, that's it! Show's over, good night! [ Burt Reynolds re-enters, wearing a pair of Hulk hands like boxing gloves and making for Trebek ] Burt Reynolds: Come on! I got some Hulk hands! [ fade ] Edited April 13, 2015 by Difficult1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokenChineseGuy Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Sean Connery. CONTEXT: Alex Trebek: [ he moves along ] Burt Reynolds..? Where -- where is Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds' podium just vanished! Sean Connery: He was never here, Trebek! Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! Sean Connery: No, he wasn't! Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! But let's just see what you wrote. [ Connery's screen reveals what looks like "101SSSB" ] Wow! That IS a nonsense word! Judges? Yes! Yes, the judges agree! Fantastic work, Mr. Connery! I'm so very happy in this moment. Sean Connery: Well... I thought you could use a friend. Alex Trebek: [ he nods humbly ] Thank you. Thank you, Sean. [ he pats Connery's hand ] Sean Connery: You're welcome. Alex Trebek: ... Let's see what my "friend", Sean, wagered. [ lower half of screen reveals a drawing of Trebek's grave, Connery, and a piece of poop surrounded by flies ] Alex Trebek: If I'm looking at that correctly, that's you, I take it, defecating on my grave. Sean Connery: It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek! Alex Trebek: Okay, that's it! Show's over, good night! [ Burt Reynolds re-enters, wearing a pair of Hulk hands like boxing gloves and making for Trebek ] Burt Reynolds: Come on! I got some Hulk hands! [ fade ] Alex Trebek: [ he moves along ] Burt Reynolds..? Where -- where is Burt Reynolds? Burt Reynolds' podium just vanished! Sean Connery: He wash never here, Trebek! Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! Sean Connery: No, he washn't! Alex Trebek: Yes, he was! But let's just see what you wrote. [ Connery's screen reveals what looks like "101SSSB" ] Wow! That IS a nonsense word! Judges? Yes! Yes, the judges agree! Fantastic work, Mr. Connery! I'm so very happy in this moment. Sean Connery: Well... I thought you could ushe a friend. Alex Trebek: [ he nods humbly ] Thank you. Thank you, Sean. [ he pats Connery's hand ] Sean Connery: You're welcome. Alex Trebek: ... Let's see what my "friend", Sean, wagered. [ lower half of screen reveals a drawing of Trebek's grave, Connery, and a piece of poop surrounded by flies ] Alex Trebek: If I'm looking at that correctly, that's you, I take it, defecating on my grave. Sean Connery: It wash right after I had shex with your MOTHER, Trebek! Alex Trebek: Okay, that's it! Show's over, good night! [ Burt Reynolds re-enters, wearing a pair of Hulk hands like boxing gloves and making for Trebek ] Burt Reynolds: Come on! I got some Hulk hands! [ fade ] ****FIXED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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